Corniest Thanksgiving joke thread


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Re: Corniest Thanksgiving joke thread

A Turkey struts across the farm-yard, up onto the porch and into the house. He walks up to his buddy, laying in a deep dish looking kind of naked and says: "Hey man, you slept in this morning. Put on some cloths and get out of bed, it's time to get up. The farmer just put a whole bunch of grain on the yard for us. Breakfast is served !!"

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The turkey in the deep pan says " Not today man...I'm stuffed" grin.gif

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