NiteRunner Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Just read this 1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings. 2:00 AM: Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 AM: Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup. 3:00 AM: Leave for deep woods. 3:15 AM: Drive back home to pick up gun. 3:30 AM: Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight. 4:00 AM: Set up camp. Forgot the stupid tent. 4:30 AM: Head for the woods. 6:05 AM: See eight deer. 6:06 AM: Take aim and squeeze trigger. 6:07 AM: CLICK. 6:08 AM: Load gun while watching deer go over hill. 8:00 AM: Head back to camp. 9:00 AM: Still looking for camp. 10:00 AM: Realize that you don't know where camp is. NOON : Fire gun for help---eat wild berries. 2:15 PM: Run out of bullets---eight deer come back. 2:20 PM: Strange feeling in stomach. 2:30 PM: Realize that you ate poison berries. 2:45 PM: Rescued. 2:55 PM: Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped, throw up instead. 3:15 PM: Arrive back at camp. 3:30 PM: Leave camp to kill deer. 4:00 PM: Return to camp for bullets. 4:01 PM: Load gun---leave camp again. 5:00 PM: Empty gun on bug that is bugging you. 6:00 PM: Arrive at camp -- see deer grazing. 6:01 PM: Load gun. 6:02 PM: Fire gun. 6:03 PM: One dead pickup. 6:05 PM: Hunting partners arrive in camp dragging deer. 6:06 PM: Repress desire to shoot hunting partners. 6:07 PM: Fall into fire. 6:10 PM: Change clothing, throw burned ones in fire. 6:15 PM: Take pickup; leave hunting partners and deer in camp. 6:25 PM: Pickup boils over due to hole shot in block. 6:26 PM: Start walking. 6:30 PM: Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud. 6:35 PM: Meet bear. 6:36 PM: Take aim. 6:37 PM: Fire gun, blow up barrel that's plugged with mud. 6:38 PM: Mess pants. 6:39 PM: Climb tree. 11:00 PM: Bear leaves. Wrap gun around tree. Midnight: Home at last. Fall on knees thanking Maker. Next day: Watch football game on TV, slowly tearing up hunting license into small pieces, place in envelope, and mail to Game Warden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward LOL! That thing was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward [ QUOTE ] 5:00 PM: Empty gun on bug that is bugging you. [/ QUOTE ] Wow! I thought about this many times! LMBO!!! Never did it though!!! Good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 5:00 PM: Empty gun on bug that is bugging you. [/ QUOTE ] Wow! I thought about this many times! LMBO!!! Never did it though!!! Good one!!! [/ QUOTE ] LOL...I've looked at a full magazine and thought about it with mosquitoes Then the fear of just making the rest of them really mad for shooting their relatives came over me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterbucks1 Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward Good One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward LOL. Seen this one a time or two, still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward Did you copy that from Tominator's hunting journal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward lmbo!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward lol that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward [ QUOTE ] Did you copy that from Tominator's hunting journal? [/ QUOTE ] OH BOY !! can't wait for the response from your sibling on that one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteRunner Posted June 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward [ QUOTE ] Did you copy that from Tominator's hunting journal? [/ QUOTE ] LOL! Course Not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: Hunting Forward lol i like that now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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