buckee Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 the lamest 'Joke' I have EVER heard!!! Last Saturday night; a young man was walking home from his girlfriends house. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise...... . . . . . BUMP...... . . . . . . . BUMP........ . . . . . BUMP........ . . . . . Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road. . . . . . BUMP........ . . . . . BUMP........ . . . . . . BUMP........ . . . . . . He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin. ' . . . . Not wanting anything to do with this walking coffin, he put his head down and started walking briskly home. . . . . . BUMP........ . . . . . BUMP........ . . . . . . BUMP........ . . . . . . He could feel the coffin was keeping up with him, so he started walking faster......... . . . . . . BUMP........BUMP...... . . . . . . BUMP........BUMP..... . . . . . . BUMP........BUMP...... . . . . . . The coffin was closing with his every step, so he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speeding up after him also...... . . . . . . BUMP........BUMP......BUMP...... . . . . . . BUMP........BUMP......BUMP..... . . . . . . BUMP........BUMP......BUMP...... . . . . . . He started to run, but so did the coffin . . . . . . . BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP. . . . . . . BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.... . . . . . . BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP. . . . . . . Finally he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, and with his trembling hand , he managed to open the door, and dive inside, slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair, bewildered and scared. . . . . . . Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the latch off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase..... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP..SQUEEK... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP...SQUEEK... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP...SQUEEK... . . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP...SQUEEK... . . . . . . In complete horror the young man fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........ . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...HOP..BUMP...SQUEEK...HOP... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...HOP..BUMP...SQUEEK...HOP... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...HOP...BUMP..SQUEEK...HOP... . . . . . . The coffin resumed chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges.... The coffin stood in the doorway, and then started to approach the young terrified man. . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP...SQUEEK... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP..SQUEEK... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP...SQUEEK... . . . . . . In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet...... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin.......still it came . . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP...SQUEEK... . . . . . . He grabbed his can of Mennen deodorant and threw it .....but, Still it came...... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP...SQUEEK... . . . . . . He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ... but, still it came...... . . . . . . BUMP...SQUEEK...BUMP...SQUEEK... . . . . . . He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........ . . . . . . . . . . The coffin stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYBUCK Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told That was really really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiedog Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told oh my, that was bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Wow what a joke. I think i just wasted a minute of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told I just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading that but suprisingly it was funny only because of how lame it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told yep, that was lame..... At first I was a bit puzzled but once the mirk cleared I rolled my eyes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Oh boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterfisherman Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told I wanted something more, I really did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superguide Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Mushroom season in B.C lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted August 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bownarow Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Dang, I can't believe I read that whole thing. Even the bad jokes can put a smile on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told And you really thought that bore repeating????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted August 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told [ QUOTE ] And you really thought that bore repeating????????? [/ QUOTE ] Well, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mcmullin Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told I cant believe I actually wasted my time to reading it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told I hope you copied and pasted that! The coffin stopped, LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Okay Steve..............is the weather bad up there or something?? Nothing on tv? Nothing to eat in the fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told That was so so horrible. Must be the paint fumes. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Pretty lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told That is pretty bad. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Some people can type a joke and others can't........................ You, my friend, Buckee. Can.............but it's not very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Oh!....that was so wrong! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told [ QUOTE ] Okay Steve..............is the weather bad up there or something?? Nothing on tv? Nothing to eat in the fridge? [/ QUOTE ] My guess is nothing to eat in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told That was bad, and I knew it would be, so why did i read that again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Worst Joke ever told Wow...That put me in a daze...Now I'm going to go eat dinner... BUMP...SQUEEK...HOP...BUMP..SQUEEK...HOP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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