007hunter Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 51. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay there Respects, including Mrs. Butter worth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long-time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life was Filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his Elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy lol thats pretty funny there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy thats funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy LMBO! Thats a riot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy LOL. Seen this one a time or two before. Pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy Heard this several years ago from my aunt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy LOL! That is priceless.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy Heard that one before-pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyBucks Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy Good one LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JJRUN_A_MUK Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy LMAO, thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deer huntin k-man Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy That is great! I love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Re: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy I just don’t see the humor in that." He was my third cousin, twice removed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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