What was your best post?


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Soon they will be cleaning up the old forum pages so I was looking back to see what possibly was my best, or at least the best received post.

There are really some good ones on here, by some loyal and great people, that are going to be missed.

I had a lot of fun making this post, and here it is:

http://www.realtree.com/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/783041/Main/781872#Post783041

Checking on Hunting Friends:

#781872 - 10/16/05 06:47 PM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply

Walkie-Talkie Talkin’

I decided to check on some of my friends on the walkie-talkie, and see how their hunts were going….

Fissssssss….”Anyone got their ears on today?”…Fissssssss

Fisssssss…..”Buckee here eh”…..Fissssssss “Saw a nice one yesterdae while I was painting a house. He came so close I splashed some yellow colour house paint on em’. If anyone up ere sees a nice buck splattered with yellow colour house paint…Don’t shoot him… ee’s mine eh?” Fissssssss

Fissssssss…. “This is JB”…..Fissssssss “I’m just getting out here and have found this old dead tree I’m hanging my climber in now. There isn’t a limb left on it, cause all of them have rotted and fallen off. I think this will be a great location. I’ll check back with you all laterrrrrr.”……Fissssssss

Fissssssss…. “Breaker, this is Racksie, checkin’ in.”…..Fissssssss…. “I’m headed north through Colorado and just passed Molass Pass…Headed to Grizzly Peak now and then towards Ouray”….Fissssssss…. “Saw six nice mulies, two whitetails, one elk, sixty-nine armadillos, and thirty-five raccoons on the side of the road this morning. They’re all about as flat as Mexican tortillas, but would make up a pretty good stew.” ….Fissssssss

Fissssssss…. “Tominator’s here now and getting hungry after hearing about the stew meat”…..Fissssssss….. “I shot a really nice fawn this morning and talked ohiobucks into volunteering to drag it out for me”…Fissssssss…. “He is taking my trophy to the taxidermist for me as we speak.” ….Fissssssss….”I just wonder if I can talk him into paying for it?”….Fissssssss

Fissssssss…. “Hey everybody it’s me…Dogdoc”…Fissssssss….”I got out their early this morning in my mansion on stilts, got my stove warmed up, got the coffee brewing.” Fissssssss….. “Jeramie, griz, Robk, Roadkill10, gator, MCH, Tony, maddhunter, Ambuscher, hutchies, youngbuck, theghost, and HSOG, all showed up to visit….. We got to talking about our archery shootout, and no one looked out the window to see all the deer eating my trefoil and clover.”…..Fissssssss “Right now everyone but me is scattered all over the floor in this shootin’ house taking naps…..None of us did any huntin’ but it’s okay, because they did bring the doughnuts.”….Fissssssss

Fissssssss…. “SoundsLikeYouGuysAreAllHavingABlast”….Fisssss “By theway this is kansascutie and I hope everyoneoutheiru is going to geta bigbuck and remember to play it saffeguys and lletthe little ones go so theycan rgrow and you knowwhatImeandontcha”. Fissssssss

Fissssssss…. “I couldn’t make it out this morning, because I hurt my ankle playing soccor with the varsity team last night after I cleaned out the dorms. I was afraid I might not be able to get to the top of my stand ladder if I went out to hunt. If it weren’t for my sprained ankle, sore thumb, my dislocated scapula and my bruised femur I would be out there. Plus to top it all off..... I lost one of my contacts this morning down the toilet. By the way this is …..” … Fisssssss

Fissssssss…. “RyanH is listening”….Fissssssss ….. “I couldn’t get up this morning to go out to the woods…..I stayed up all night chasing the ladies.”….Fissssssss….. “I was already pretty tired from paddling my boat back to shore yesterday….300 gallon tank, and I forgot to put gas in it…I just had enough to get it off the trailer and about 300 yards from shore.”….Fissssssss

Fissssssss…. “I saw one today running across the field.” …..Fissssssss…. “By the way this here is LifeNRA….Fissssssss “anyway I didn’t shoot cause there was an NRA sticker on that deer’s buttocks……I was afraid it may have been another member in camo.”….Fissssssss

Fissssssss….. “Hey everybody this here is Slughunter breaking in on the conversation.”….Fissssssssss…. “Almost the same thing happened today while me and lostiniowa were hunting.”…..Fissssssss….. “We both saw the deer, but I wouldn’t shoot cause I thought it might be a democrat deer, and he wouldn’t shoot cause he don’t know the difference.” …..Fisssssssss

Fisssssss….. “Good morning guys, this here is jdicky, checking in.” ….Fissssssss….

“I saw the Bigfoot this morning…I think I saw him…..Maybe it was him…..At least I caught a glimpse of it….Or maybe I smelled it….It could have been something dead on the side of the road but I’m positive I saw, smelled, or think I caught a glimpse of something strange…..It had to be Bigfoot” .….Fisssssss

Fissssssss…. “Halleluiah, preacherman here”….Fisssssss “As much as I tried I could not get the deacons to approve having our services out in the deer woods.” ……Fissssssss….. “My hopes are high for next year because we now have the committee on committees looking into appointing a committee to look into the situation…..Fissssssss

Fissssssss….. “Hey everyone,”…..Fissssssss …. “This is Team Realtree.” ….Fissssssss

I overheard the comment about the NRA sticker on the deer’s buttocks and will let it go this time, but watch your language or I will be forced to delete your conversation.”….Fissssssss …. “By the way, don’t forget to put your location on the Frapper Map so I will know where you are in case I need to discipline you in person.”…..Fissssssss … “Now I have to go out and give away some more t-shirts and caps, and NO you can’t have one.”….Fissssssss

Fisssssss….. “I got a good 12 pointer this morning…..maybe a 16 pointer.”….Fissssssss

“This here is “The Sarge” but you guys can still call me TreeStandBowHunter.”…. Fissssssss …. “This deer was walking across the grass and it seemed too danged puny to shoot, so I just yelled at it…. “HALT”, I said. “And that deer just stiffened up at attention and fell over dead. That scrawny little puke had no right walking across a Veterans Cemetery, and besides that, it didn’t salute the Flag of the United States of America when it passed. Semper Fi” …..

Fissssssss…. “How about you Norm Sauceman?.....You got your ears on this evening?”…..Fissssssss….. “Norm?”....Fissssssss….. “Hey Norm?”….. Fissssssss

Fisssssss…… “zzzzzzzzzzz……ZZZZZZZZZ…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” …Fissssssssss

....popgun

What do you think was your best or best received post that was originated by you?

....popgun

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Re: What was your best post?

That was definitely a good'un... I never really come up with anything funny... I just hijack threads... Speaking of... Did you guys see the Poverty Neck Hillbillies new music video? Its cool! Ben Roethlisberger is even in it! I like it because its filmed in PA, and in the background, you can even see the gentle blue rolling mountains that I call home. Ben throws some mean passes when they're filming in Heinz field! Wow, check it out!

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Re: What was your best post?

My favorite (so I guess it's my best) was when I took a good friend of mine's 9 year old son (at the time)on a spring turkey hunt when he killed his 1st turkey.

I'll never forget him standing over his gobbler flopping around on the ground asking me if he should shoot it again at point blank range. laugh.gifgrin.giflaugh.gifgrin.gif

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