OJR Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Subject: Buy A Dog If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section -- Buy a dog. If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you -- Buy a dog. If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it -- Buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want -- Buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies -- Buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores -- Buy a dog. If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually -- Buy a dog. But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness... Then................. Buy a cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog I do believe a pet owner wrote that one..... a male pet owner to be exact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog I thought the last one was gonna be "Get married"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog I agree and I think the male dogs are better at affection than females just because they get harassed so much when they go into heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog I'll take a dog! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog LOL. No cats here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog You can bet your butt a WOMAN wrote that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog Good one. A dog thinks that we are God, and a cat thinks that he/she is God. BIG difference! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted October 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog [ QUOTE ] You can bet your butt a WOMAN wrote that. [/ QUOTE ] Now, now Andrea, who got you all stirred up?? LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog That is pretty good and true. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog yep them pretty good, yep i thought the ending was gonna be something about a girlfriend or get married, didnt see the cat part comin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog I will agree with all of that, except for the thing about the remote. my dogs favorite thing to do is grab the remote when we look away and run around the room with it trying to get us to chase him for it.lol. Theres not a day that goes by that he will not try to take it at least once. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Buy A Dog Orlan my friend...I'm really starting to believe you have some deep, underlying issues this whole cat hatred thing. Wanna talk about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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