Buckslayer Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. * * * * * * * * * * "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping " around !!!!!!!!!! Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke Oh BOY, so early in the morning!!! LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke *Groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke booooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabuckbuster03 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke Booooooo, Hissssssss........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke I thought you were going to say, it was impossible because the broom groom came out of the closet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke [ QUOTE ] Booooooo, Hissssssss........ [/ QUOTE ] I agree, LOL JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke [ QUOTE ] I thought you were going to say, it was impossible because the broom groom came out of the closet! [/ QUOTE ] Good idea, but get your mind outta the gutter! LOL YEAH I knew this would be a big hit!!! hahaha Happy Halloween! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitRmisS Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Halloween Joke a little corny but I have to admit funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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