OJR Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 T'WAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. I FELT MYSELF SWELLING, SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES .... HAPPY EATING TO ALL PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP. MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bowhunter56 Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: T\'was the Night Of Thanksgiving If you wrote it...well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted November 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: T\'was the Night Of Thanksgiving I surely did not write it! I got it from a friend of mine and who knows where he got it! I thought it was pretty good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10acboy Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: T\'was the Night Of Thanksgiving that's pretty good. thanks for sharing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: T\'was the Night Of Thanksgiving excellent. thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HuntingGal Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: T\'was the Night Of Thanksgiving cool thanks for sharing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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