Griz Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 eTHE DEAD DUCK A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything... he might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry... if you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20... but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up." LMBO.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LOL...Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... WHOOEEE!I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!THAT'S FUNNY STUFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LMBO ...Good one..I didn't see that coming either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... The secrets out now Dogdoc...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LMBO!!! That is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LMAO!!! To darn funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... A Lab Report and Cat Scan are seldom wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LMAO that is a DARN good laugh LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... haha thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LMAO Best joke I have heard in a long time!! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... That one Quacked me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LMAO, that's great... and generally true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... Lol..... Thats bad dale, thats just bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LMAO thats a good one too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... [ QUOTE ] The secrets out now Dogdoc...LOL [/ QUOTE ] Thanks griz---now my kids are going to have to eat generic macaroni and cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... [ QUOTE ] Thanks griz---now my kids are going to have to eat generic macaroni and cheese [/ QUOTE ] Hey Todd! It's not bad with catsup...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... hehehehehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The Dead Duck.... That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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