OJR Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, " I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out! He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunting_boy Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! Hahahahahahaha that's GREAT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sskybnd Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! that will teach you to be nice to them lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutz4bucks Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! least it wasn't a rose lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! [ QUOTE ] least it wasn't a rose lol [/ QUOTE ] aint that the truth lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okbowman Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! LOL!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandyjo62 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! umm wow....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! That is funny. Thanks for sharing. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! Yeah, the nurses here can be like that sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeE141414 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! LOL nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! i know a lawyer or two i would like to see that happen to good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Re: NEVER Tick Off a Nurse! That is so funny...been tempted to do that, or something similar, to some of my patients. Some patients require alot of patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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