Palssonater Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Well the finacee and I went out to dinner the other night with her friends. One couple has a 6month old baby. Walking through the mall before dinner...the baby was handed to me as they were all tired of handling it. So I decided to have some fun with it. I took the baby into the sony store(to make me look high class) and picked out the best looking sales associate(female of course!!!) and started asking questions about my dream TV. I didn't get many answers with the TV however. She was far to interested in the baby and the "mother"? Ha ha ha...She even went as far to ask as "where" her mom was! It was hilarious. Then Jenn and her friends came and found me. Busted! But fun none the less! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! oh ya, a baby is just like a chick magnet. They attract young and old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! You have fallen for the oldest trick in a woman's book!!! LOL You were being tested to see how you are with a little one....I am guessing the finacee is looking forward to a baby or two soon! But now that she has seen you just use the baby to hit on other women....well, I can't give away all our secrets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! Good to hear, we're trying to get pregnant right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! Not hit on....I simply asked about the TV!!!! She did the rest!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! I used to take my cousin to the mall when he was younger just for that reason. Man did the chicks take notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! I went to a local arena league football game one time and they were giving away these really nice caps to the first 1500 kids. I really wanted one of those caps and tried my best to get someone to lend me their kid but I think they all thought I was just a weirdo!!! But then again...maybe I am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! [ QUOTE ] Good to hear, we're trying to get pregnant right now! [/ QUOTE ] How the heck did you talk her into doin the deed and surfing RT forums at the same time?!?!?! Now you just need to add a sandwich and your IN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superguide Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! Puppies work great too lol. I've got a buddy travels with a little dog and that's the only reason is to meet women. Palssonater I'll let you in on a never fail pickup line in Canada-stand real close-lean over-and in a deep sexy voice ask-'COLD ENOUGH FOR YA!!!!' LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! [ QUOTE ] You have fallen for the oldest trick in a woman's book!!! LOL You were being tested to see how you are with a little one....I am guessing the finacee is looking forward to a baby or two soon! But now that she has seen you just use the baby to hit on other women....well, I can't give away all our secrets! [/ QUOTE ] LMBO...yep, she's got you pegged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Good to hear, we're trying to get pregnant right now! [/ QUOTE ] How the heck did you talk her into doin the deed and surfing RT forums at the same time?!?!?! Now you just need to add a sandwich and your IN!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Youv'e got a lot more coordination than I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Good to hear, we're trying to get pregnant right now! [/ QUOTE ] How the heck did you talk her into doin the deed and surfing RT forums at the same time?!?!?! [/ QUOTE ] Laptop..... Thats just twisted! I love you guys but there are times when I'm not thinking about this place...... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! Oh boy, Oh boy, Laptop..... LMBO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! Jeramie, STEP AWAY FROM THE WIFE. Dude, can you not do simple math? Today= December 17th, 2004 9 months from today=OCTOBER 17th, 2005 Don't be like me and have a fall baby (November 9th for me when the rut is November 9th each year). All hunting stops for like two years when the anklebiters come along. If I were you, I would start FAKING it! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! LMBO! Don't worry, we have been together for 12 years and married of 7. We really don't do that sort of thing anymore... With everything going on (construction, Christmas, etc) I figure we wont even have a chance to get pregnant until Summer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! Yes Babies are total chick magnets! They work big time! I need to take my lil neice out more often! I swear she could be a gerber baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! i've got a 3 year old someone can borrow if they want. my chick cruisin' days are over. i'll rent matthew cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! [ QUOTE ] i've got a 3 year old someone can borrow if they want. my chick cruisin' days are over. i'll rent matthew cheap. [/ QUOTE ] LMBO @ Chris. Good luck Jeramie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Gotta Get Me One of Those! Yeah, babies can be a good accessory, but they grow up to be people and people are annoying most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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