Buckslayer Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Anyone else see this one??? Announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted January 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces Bet the OTPG would like to get a hold of that puny weapon...! By the way, can anyone identify that puny weapon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianxt Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces looks like some kind of 50 cal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces LOL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces Heard it before, but never seen the attached pic to go with it. Funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces That is funny right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces send em in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BriarRidgePlots Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces Yeah, guys I was gonna tell you all about it but the govt. told me to keep quiet. But now I guess it's out of the bag soo........ Theyre gonna let me take my one ton Cummins powered truck, as well as a large arsenal ( they gave me an unlimited Bass Pro Shops gift card) and any other "necessary" gear. So who all else is in on this?? We haven't been able to meet the other operatives yet LOL...... And thats Cap'n Redneck to you! But in all seriousness, all the troops overseas are in my prayers. Come home safe guys. God bless you all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces [ QUOTE ] Heard it before, but never seen the attached pic to go with it. Funny stuff. [/ QUOTE ] yep, i say send em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces LOL!! That oughta straighten them out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces Now thats good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sureshot_10 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces Thats awesome, think about sitting in the dear stand or boat, deer hunting or duck and goose hunting. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Goose Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces Did you mention that these terrorists also called cousin cleatus ugly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces [ QUOTE ] Did you mention that these terrorists also called cousin cleatus ugly? [/ QUOTE ] I reckin thats downright rude, an we's gonna hafta take care a that rudeness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces GET-R-DONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces Saw the pic many of times...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces OMG!!!!!!!thats hilarious!! I even had to call my dad in for that one!!!...where do we sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces I've heard the joke, just never seen the pic. Very Fun!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces And to think...That bubba Jay is going to take his squirrel gun...That right there gets me all teary eyed... LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted February 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: US Redneck Special Forces [ QUOTE ] And to think...That bubba Jay is going to take his squirrel gun...That right there gets me all teary eyed... LOL... [/ QUOTE ] Yeah Griz, his deer huntin weapon was deemed unethical because the rules of fair chase say "no heat seeking projectiles permitted!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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