Winter Temperatures in Minnesota!


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60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:

People in Miami all die.

Minnesotans close the windows

10 below zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico

People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the mini-Van.

460 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)

People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:

He!! freezes over.

Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

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Re: Winter Temperatures in Minnesota!

Come on, it's not that bad..It's a balmy -8 with just a light breeze, making it feel a little colder as I sit and type this, did have the dogs out and started the wife's car: Now it's get ready and go to work: I'll be honest however, I think the dogs are getting sick of the weather more than I.....they don't even want to get off the deck before coming back in :-)

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