OJR Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Duluth sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the mini-Van. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?" 500 below zero: He!! freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Re: Winter Temperatures in Minnesota! LOL, good one!!!! Kinda glad I don't live in Minnesota. But still want some snow here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Re: Winter Temperatures in Minnesota! LOL!! Glad I dont live in Minnesota Im cold just here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Winter Temperatures in Minnesota! LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukey Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Winter Temperatures in Minnesota! NICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Re: Winter Temperatures in Minnesota! Yah, you betcha....nice weather up north. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birddog Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Re: Winter Temperatures in Minnesota! Come on, it's not that bad..It's a balmy -8 with just a light breeze, making it feel a little colder as I sit and type this, did have the dogs out and started the wife's car: Now it's get ready and go to work: I'll be honest however, I think the dogs are getting sick of the weather more than I.....they don't even want to get off the deck before coming back in :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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