OJR Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! now THAT...IS GROSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! [ QUOTE ] now THAT...IS GROSS [/ QUOTE ] but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M00N Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! [ QUOTE ] now THAT...IS GROSS [/ QUOTE ] Ditto that statement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! LMBO, gross but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! My kind of humor!! LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! LMAO! That is very nasty, but very funny at the same time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! LOL! Very very nasty still funny tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAS-TEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: The Balloon! Ummmm......... YUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiobuckhunter Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: The Balloon! Nasty but funny that's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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