OJR Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. a mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 5. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! WELL SAID, I did enjoy those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! Those are great! LMBO However...if you choose number 4 it conflicts with the following. [ QUOTE ] And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. [/ QUOTE ] In that case you may need to have some real big diapers stashed away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! LMBOROF... Those were pretty good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! Thanks! I needed a good laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! those were good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! LOL Those were funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! good ones!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! those were good, i liked #2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! Good ones!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! [ QUOTE ] 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! LOL. Seen those a time or two before. Good ones for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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