OJR Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 130 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Anniversary Present! oh man, that is great!!!!!!! very dangerous thing to do though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Anniversary Present! I'm thinking a bike would have been a better choice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Anniversary Present! LMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Anniversary Present! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Anniversary Present! An oldie but a goodie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Anniversary Present! [ QUOTE ] An oldie but a goodie! [/ QUOTE ] Ive heard it to but its still good for a laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Anniversary Present! LOL. That is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_MD_ Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Anniversary Present! LMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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