NS whitetail Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Husband store A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" till, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) LOL oldy but a goody Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) LOL! That's pretty good Lewis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) LOL Sure seems like it somedays!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) LMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) LMBO, that is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) i love it... thanx for sharing!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) now that's funny. even my wife got a kick out of it. told me she's glad she stopped at floor 5... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exturkinator Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: the husband store ( joke ) I hadn't seen this one before - just showed it to my bride - she loved it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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