Randy Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 BLONDE ON A PLANE TO HOUSTON > > THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN > > A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND > MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS > DOWN. > > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS > AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. > > SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID > FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL > HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. > > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M > BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M > STAYING RIGHT HERE." > > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE > COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE > CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING > IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY > AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. > > THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE > AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE > ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE > TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. > > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M > BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND > I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." > > THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE > PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE > WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST > THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T > LISTEN TO REASON. > > THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A > BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED > TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." > > HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND > WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, > "OH,I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND > GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. > > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT > ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT > HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT > ANY FUSS. > > I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING > TO HOUSTON." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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