toddyboman Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the morning." He lams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push!" "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in themorning and it is pouring rain outside!" His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!" The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 LoL, thats pretty funny. Thanks for sharing it. -shane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 LOL! That is priceless! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 LMBO!! That is a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 lol..that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 LOL. Good one. Seen it a time or two before, still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 So did he push him or not?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 good story. caught me. and you got ahead of my line too, jeremy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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