Dad gum little critters...


Griz

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I'm sitting here watching the outdoor channel sipping on a cup of hot coffee and going through the forums when all of a sudden I felt somethings on my neck...:eek:

It was a blasted spider...Well needless to say I frecked out...

Coffee went flyin' and I went to dancing around screaming like a little girl and cloths a flyin'...:eek:

It didn't take my long to strip down to my boxers looking for that little critter...:o

I didn't find the little burger either after all that...:rolleyes:

I guess I'm going to have to pull out the shotgun and go on a hunt...I would use a buck knife but that would put me to close to him...:D

I figure he's about a 5 pounder...:eek::rolleyes:

Spider season just now opened...

Dang I hate them things...

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Good luck on the hunt Dale. Spiders dont usually bother me, but been finding some brown recluse spiders in the garage and shed here lately and they are bad news.

Yeah those things are pretty common here to...

I'm always finding them in our garage and in the house and spray for the little burgers all the time...

Thank goodness I have never been bit by one...

With my reaction when one is on me I don't give'em a chance to bite...LOL

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Buck Knife works good, but make sure you grab him by the front legs, and hold him close so he doesn't get free-reign eh :D

LOL...

Man Buckee that pic gives me goose bumps...

One time me and my son-in law was walking through the woods heading to our stands when Mike tells me to stand still. So I stop and I asked him what was he doing. I had one of those big hairy ones on my shoulder. Man I was sure glad he got it. I can just that thing getting on my neck. Let's just say our hunt would have been over before it ever got started...

Yuck...

I was sitting here thinking. I figure in my other life I was a spider and got SMACKED by a fly swatter or a rolled up News paper...:confused:

Maybe that's why I get nerves when the wife grabs a fly swatter...:eek::D

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I don't know why that's not showing up as a picture. Kind of spoiled the whole effect...LOL

I can't say I like spiders either, but they don't friek me out or nothin like that. I just get em off me, when they're crawling across my face, etc. :D

My wife sure frieks out good though. It's the only time I can be her hero :D

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About the only time they bother me is when I'm walking through the woods and the web wraps around my face with the spider in the middle. Then I freak out but not enough to shuck my cloths off griz. That's going off the deep end buddy.

Good luck on the hunt. At least you don't have to worry about the wind unless ones hanging from a thread near your head. :D

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I don't know why that's not showing up as a picture. Kind of spoiled the whole effect...LOL

I can't say I like spiders either, but they don't friek me out or nothin like that. I just get em off me, when they're crawling across my face, etc. :D

My wife sure frieks out good though. It's the only time I can be her hero :D

You mean this!!!

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Looks like you got too many numbers behind the extention there Steve!

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