Griz Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the high prices that the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared , 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try ? ' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimmin rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond e took aim , shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration, 'DANG! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO ! ' For goodness sack...PLEASE Tell me this wasn't Andrea...LMBO...:D j/k... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Thats one of my most favorite blond jokes, never gets old. -shane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 For goodness sack...PLEASE Tell me this wasn't Andrea...LMBO.. It was....but you didn't hear it from me;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 For goodness sack...PLEASE Tell me this wasn't Andrea...LMBO...:D LMBO, heard this joke many times, never thought of it being Andrea though:eek:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Nope not Andrea..could have been Lil blonde though as she was in Florida a couple weeks ago!!..LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 LMBO, heard this joke many times, never thought of it being Andrea though:eek:. until now aye lol Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 good shootin' andrea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IL_HuNtIn_KiD Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 this one NEVER gets old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodyslilbro Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I don't care who ya are that's funny right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 I havent heard that one in a long time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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