Steely McBeam....I'm serious


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Yeah I heard about this on PTI on ESPN today. I loved what Tony Kornheiser said about the new mascot name, I don't know if any of you caught this, but he said that it sounds more like a male pornstars name than a mascot! I almost wet myself when I heard him say that!

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Steely McBeam....I'm serious

Alas, we get to witness the end result of a large group of Steelers fans who have decided to put their heads together and come up with something they felt would be "creative" or I think they'd probably say it more like "creetave." We'll let John give us the correct pronunciation.

Ladies and gents, meet the new Pittspuke "Stillers" mascot, a Mr. Steely McBeam. Yup, I'm being serious, they had an online vote and the name which was selected the most by fans, was Steely McBeam... If you're gonna go that route, why not just name it Phallus McWeiner?:o:o:eek::D:rolleyes:

Not wanting to prevent the creative juices from flowing any further, this mascot is a yellow skinned guy with a caveman-like jaw, a flannel and overalls.:D I'm not kidding about that either, he's wearing a flannel shirt and coveralls. Why don't they just scream, "yup, we hilljacks and we know it!":D I'd like to hear Big Ben's take on this, am I right "people in TV land?"

Whoahahahahahaha.

Here's a link with a picture towards the bottom right of the page. http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/sports/steelers/rss/s_521249.html

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Folks, while reading up on this stupid freaking mascot idea on the Steelers board I came up with something even...well....I think you come up with your own words here.

I give you the Baltimore Ravens new cheerleader.....

http://www.baltimoreravens.com/Cheerleaders/CheerleaderBio.aspx?id=1262

Wow. An MBA in International business from Johns Hopkins and he's on the sidelines imitating Will Ferrel.

Hmmmm, then again, he's grabbing hot chicks and..........

Hmm, sometimes I hate being a moderator. :D

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Yeah it's way cool. Very intimidating too.

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Yeah, Steely McBeam really has me shaking in my boots man.:)

btw- why the "Mc" in "McBeam?" Is he Irish or is he an item on McDonalds breakfast menu? Which ever, it's really "McLame"...huddla huddla chuckle chuckle.

btw2- The name, the uniform, the elf...it's all about tradition. Sure, it seems outside the "norm" of todays commercialize, generic, and politically correct NFL, but that's what makes is special. It all goes back to the 1940's bud, long before the Steelers (good name btw) were even a blip on the radar.

You see, it's something special, something linked to the city and the social fabric of the region. You can't understand it if you're a young DB from Pittspuke...but that's OK, we don't want you to. Heaven forbid if I had to root for a team with teal, sea form green, purple or whatever in their uniforms and some generic name that has nothing to do with the town.:o They're the Browns man, and as of 2007, we're official back. I'm tearing up.:D

btw3- the Browns win September 9th, that little elf guy is gonna be your avatar. Better learn to like it.

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