nativetexan Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged Mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To **** with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get a fresh one?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 That's pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GobblerBuster618 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 haha man thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Seen that one before, but it still good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxBowHunter Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Funny stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 LOL. Seen this one a few times before. Still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 hehehehehehehehe :p good one :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 It's illegal to bait bears here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 So there really IS one good use for them things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 That is a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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