Texans VS Taliban


OJR

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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.

'One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban.'

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out, 'One Texan is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers.'

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Texan voice calls out, 'One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban'.

The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, 'Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's two of them.'

:D:D:D

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