Laura Lou!


preacherman

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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I am sorry," she replied. "I should have known there was a good explanation"

Three days later he was sitting on the couch watching football when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head again, this time with a skillet knocking him completely out. When he came to, he said, "What in the world was that for?" To which his wife said, "You horse called!"

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