How to Handle A Terrorist!


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A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Below is a copy of the response.

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, D.C.

Dear Concerned Citizen:

Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks

to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.

Your detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your >letter of admonishment. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome this character flaw. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked

up, unless you feel that this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him. He has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he considers

appropriate, but I'm sure that over time they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka. Just remind

them that it is all part of respecting his culture and his religious beliefs.

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you inform us of the proper way to do our job. Take good care of Ahmed and good luck!

Cordially,

Don Rumsfeld

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Re: How to Handle A Terrorist!

LOL......... If only we could realy make this happen. Just think of the possibilities and bleeding hearts who could learn how life realy is. Rose Colored Glasses Anyone?

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Re: How to Handle A Terrorist!

Thats good!

It really makes me mad to hear of people who want us to treat the terrorists good. Im sorry, but they are TERRORISTS! These people do no good for anybody, or anything. Even though for some dumb reason, they think they are. Terrorists hit our Trade Centers and Pentagon. Yet we have these dumb people who think we should treat these terrorists with respect.

Imagine this:

A man breaks into your house, and kills your wife. He gets away, but they catch him later on.

The cops throw him in a cell with crap on the floor.

Some person on the outside yells, put him in a good cell. You should be treating him right. Were Americans!

First of all, I would think this guy should be sleeping with the fishes. And he deserves as much respect as Osama Bin Laden does, which is none. But even then, we will always have some people who think he should be treated decent.

Im tired of all the people who say we should be treating the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay good.

These prisoners are terrorists, PEOPLE WHO INSTALL FEAR AND PAIN INTO THE MINDS AND BODIES OF OTHERS.

Some people just tick me off.

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