Randy Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in hal f. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully coun ted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank y ou, we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered (This is great) "THE TEETH.":D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 rofl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 baaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Been posted before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted December 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Been posted before. Oops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Been posted before. well I hadn't saw it before!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Oops! Yeah Randy, how dare you????????????:eek::rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted December 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Yeah Randy, how dare you????????????:eek::rolleyes: It must have been during the rut when I didn't spend so much time here!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 It must have been during the rut when I didn't spend so much time here!! :D Don't worry. It happens all the time. Some things are good enough to post twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Roflmbo...:d:d:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adrenaline_junky Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 That was a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 That was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 LOL Don't you just hate it when someone says "it's been posted before" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 LOL Don't you just hate it when someone says "it's been posted before" ? they say there's nothing new under the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 well I hadn't saw it before!!! me either :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 well i hadn't seen it. thanks, randy, it was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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