preacherman Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 3 plastic surgeons were together in a room having lunch. They began to talk about their accomplishments and it turned into "I am the greatest" The first, said, "Well, without a doubt I am the greatest plastic surgeon in the world." He said, "One time I had a patient come in that had lost all of his fingers in an accident at work. I completely rebuilt him a set of fingers and he is now a professional bowler!" The second said, "I am better than that!" He said, "One time I had a guy come in that had lost a leg and an arm in a tragic accident and I completely built him a brand new arm and a new leg and now he competes in every triathlon" The third guy was a young fellow..........not been in the business too long; but he said, "I hate to disagree with you, but I am the greatest!" The other two fellows said, "There is no way that you are the greatest..........you haven't been in the business long enough to do anything!" He said, "Oh yes, I am the greatest and this will prove it! There was a lady once who was riding a horse and had a tragic accident with a train. The only thing left was a blonde wig and the horses rear end. They brought those things in, I put them back together and now she is running for president!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Isn't that the truth!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 That story is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETexBow Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Thats Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 LOL....sad, but true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a good one!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 3 plastic surgeons were together in a room having lunch. They began to talk about their accomplishments and it turned into "I am the greatest" The first, said, "Well, without a doubt I am the greatest plastic surgeon in the world." He said, "One time I had a patient come in that had lost all of his fingers in an accident at work. I completely rebuilt him a set of fingers and he is now a professional bowler!" The second said, "I am better than that!" He said, "One time I had a guy come in that had lost a leg and an arm in a tragic accident and I completely built him a brand new arm and a new leg and now he competes in every triathlon" The third guy was a young fellow..........not been in the business too long; but he said, "I hate to disagree with you, but I am the greatest!" The other two fellows said, "There is no way that you are the greatest..........you haven't been in the business long enough to do anything!" He said, "Oh yes, I am the greatest and this will prove it! There was a lady once who was riding a horse and had a tragic accident with a train. The only thing left was a blonde wig and the horses rear end. They brought those things in, I put them back together and now she is running for president!" :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 LMBO, love it. Will have to share that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 :eek::eek:................that's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Eeee..haw, Eeee..haw, Eeee..haw, Eeee..haw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 sad to say she calls New York home.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 sad to say she calls New York home.......... I'm glad she does, now. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DIRTY DUKE Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Eeee..haw, Eeee..haw, Eeee..haw, Eeee..haw! BBBAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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