Swamphunter Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?' . . . and that's when the fight started... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 I like that one I've told it many times :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 I love that joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 LMBO!!!!! Good one swampy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 it's a new one for me, and a good one... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GobblerBuster618 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 haha yeah ive never heard it either but i like it a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 I heard that one before but, I still like it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 LMBO!! This morning is really starting off great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Seen that one a time or two before. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Lol!! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dartonman Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 OMG.....I almost spit coffee all over the screen....good one Ken.........lol..........al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 good one,,,i guess he was grumpy!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Ive heard that one 100+ times and its still very wrong..... and I still laugh every time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Lmbo...:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksbowhntr77 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Anybody else think that joke came up a little short...... jus' kiddin', loved it!!! LMBO:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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