OJR Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Some very good facts as to how life really is!:D OJR The Prospector, The Gunfighter, A Dance, A Kiss ...And a Couple of Lessons An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man' s feet. The old prospector was hopping a round and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun. The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the butt?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to!" The lessons from this story are: 1. Don't waste ammunition. 2. Don't mess with old guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 ..That is hillarious!!!..lol..and the visual just kills me!:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Lmbo!!!!! :D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 ..That is hillarious!!!..lol..and the visual just kills me!:eek: I agree :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Orlan the gunslinger?? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coydog316 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 That is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GobblerBuster618 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 haha glad i took the time to read that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeybuster Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 lol good story.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 good one, orlan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 LMAO!! Nice Orlan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 3 cheers for old guys :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 LOL. Heard that one before, a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Camo_Girl* Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 ..That is hillarious!!!..lol..and the visual just kills me!:eek: Lol! Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 That's gonna leave a mark! "Kicks like a mule..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yoders_hideaway Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Definitely worth the read on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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