cinch314 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 lol thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 hehehehe :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 LOL. Had not seen that one in a while, a classic for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 lol :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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