nativetexan Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, Their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, Knocking him completely out of his chair. 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy. 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, Knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, Sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.' 'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to John And delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!' With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha And knocked her out of her chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that's funny!!!!:D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Lol thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 that was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 :eek::eek: OMG, That was great!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 That is pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 LMAO!! Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Hilarious. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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