jbeck Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.' The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're Kidding' me! The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Lmbo. :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Seen it before, laughed before, laughed again!!! :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 that one never gets old :p:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 first time for me, and i like it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThethirdI Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteRunner Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Never seen that one!! It's Good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkergirl Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 never heard that joke before. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccwhitey Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 That was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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