Stupid Jeep


Steven

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So, we got a good ice storm here last night and this morning. My area got anywhere from 1/2" to 3/4", enough to make the roads bad for some but fun for me. This was also the first winter storm since I bought my Grand Cherokee. I think you all know where I'm heading with this.

First, I needed a reason. When I'm in town, I park my big truck at my dad's work. They didn't work today so the parking lot should be nice and icy. "Hmm, I should probably idle my truck for a while so the batteries don't die". I have established a need to go out. So, I deice my Jeep and venture into the great slick roadway. And being in Ga, we don't have too many salt trucks or road scrapers. This should be fun.

I head out. I could've gotten there on one of 3 major roads, but where's the fun in that? I chose a back road which promised more adventure. Every turn I took faster than I really should've, but no dice. The Jeep hugged every curve, sadly.

Finally I get to my dad's work and as I expected a clean parking lot awaited me. Fun was garuanteed. I found a nice open space out in the middle and gunned it. A sharp left turn would have been the beginning of good times, but no. The Jeep made a controlled turn to the left. I continued onward weaving back and forth begging for at least one good spin. Nothing.

I left the parking lot a saddened and disheartened man. I never got around to idling my truck. Stupid full-time 4WD. Jeep why hast thou figured out optimum traction?

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LOL those full time 4x4s are great, but not when you want to have fun on the icy and slippy roads eh! wink.gif i see a lot of those things up here, i dont think i would ever drive one that is full time 4x4, but maybe 4x2/4x4. i sure like the pick-ups though. grin.gif those are fun in the empty parking lots!! grin.gif

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Oh the joy of my rear-wheel Silverado, lol.

At work we have a huge parking lot. Last night after I got off from work I started the truck and talked to the guys for a bit. When it came time to leave I was parked facing the building. I punched the gas, cranked the wheel and with very little effort I was facing the road.........I love playing on ice.

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I feel your pain, Racksie. frown.gif

The Mrs. has a V-8 Limited with the full-time Quadra-Trac. You'd think, with the torque of the 8, you could get it to bust loose by stabbing the throttle going into a turn. frown.gif Nope. frown.gif The first time I ever put the 4WD to task was in 8 inches of fresh and still falling, wet snow. We went out on the highway and made the first set of tracks through the stuff........at 50-60 mph. shocked.gif Could not get the goofy thing to lose its manners. frown.gif I gotta get in my Cherokee where I can kick the front axle out if I wanna go cut some "nummies". grin.gifgrin.gif

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Oh the joy of my rear-wheel Silverado, lol.

At work we have a huge parking lot. Last night after I got off from work I started the truck and talked to the guys for a bit. When it came time to leave I was parked facing the building. I punched the gas, cranked the wheel and with very little effort I was facing the road.........I love playing on ice.

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I did that on my brother's cul de sac the other day. grin.gif In a Silverado to boot! I think dead end roads were built for donuts! My kids sure did like it.

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