Whitetail Freak Hunter Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to ****. When they arrive, the Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you? Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Meeshigan, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer da chance ta varm up a little bit ya know.' The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Meeshigan, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is inabject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?' Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at in Meeshigan, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.' The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in ****. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for theroom with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. Whatis wrong with you two?' They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if **** iss froze over, dat must mean da Lions yust von da Super Bowl.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 LOL, that was pretty good ...did you know there is a H*ll, Michigan?, I'm sure it has froze over plenty of times, and still no super bowl for the Lions. Oh, and here in Michigan, we don't speak with a Swedish accent. (No, not even in the Da U.P. eh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 LOL, pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbuck145 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Lol that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shorty785 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 h@#$ would definately have to freeze over forthat to hoppen lol j;k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I think you're thinking of Minnesota and the Vikings! :D:D Good one, though! Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 That is a good one! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 i like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VooDooGSK Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Nice, real nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwoods07 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 :D I've been waiting for years to actually put this picture to good use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 The Packers aren't far behind:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too_pointer Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 LOL, when I look outside right now, I think I'm with them too_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 :D I've been waiting for years to actually put this picture to good use. great photo:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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