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NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew...

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take

advantage of the government's scheme to employ

Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought

about by a recent documentary on how

unemployed youths from Harlem were able

to remove a set of wheels in less than 6

seconds without proper equipment,

whereas Gordon's existing crew could only

do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars

worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold

move by Gordon's management team as

most races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only

was the inexperienced crew able to change

all 4 tires in under 6 seconds, but within 12

seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold

the car to Dale, Jr. for 10 cases of Bud and a bag of weed.

:eek::eek::eek::D:D:D

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OJR....does this mean Jeff is going to be the one to beat this year??..LOL ..Lets go Racin!

Gordon actually has a couple awesome looking cars this year. The standard DuPont car is now black with flames. The new National Guard looks awesome, quite similar to JJ's Kobalt car (silver and dark blue/black).

I'll go ahead and say it now. JJ wins #4 in a row this year.

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Duhh isn't he every year ... ROFL ... well at least until that first race ... but hey remember if anyone on the Henrick team wins its a victory for Gordon LOL.

Steve

Always have to throw that jab don't ya ... :rolleyes:

And it's FACT ,,, being part owner makes him part of the winning team as in OWNER POINTS ,, like it or not .... sheesh this gets old ... :(

And it's also FACT that Gordon is always in contention to win any race and the Championship ... :p

Forgot to say ,,,, I have to admit what Orlan posted is Hilarious .. lol

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