GWSmith Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him then said: "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied... "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 :yawn::clown::clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 LMBO .. You do realize, now that I've laughed at this, that when Diana sees it, she is going to give me "the look" :clown::clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 LMBO .. You do realize, now that I've laughed at this, that when Diana sees it, she is going to give me "the look" :clown::clown: ...and that will be different than any other day in what way????:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Stop Gary. You're getting me deeper...LOL :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sluggunner Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Too funny!!! Good post, my wife will actually enjoy it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Gary, you and Steve are in BIG trouble now.:poke: And Gary.....you have a PM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 All PM's Returned:clown: Want my Wifes phone number? Let me see...where did I scribble that thing down at...hmmm...Let me get back to you on that one...sometime next Millenium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Too late man! You're not gunna get out of this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Quick! Somebody pass the popcorn! :eat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) LOL...she'll be Aight when I make her some Shicken and Fiss for dinner when I get out there;) So sorry...didnt mean to be rude...here you go Dakota: Oh Yeah...Lady D...sure you want to mess with someone who's used to being under fire???? Edited September 4, 2009 by GWSmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 ROFLMAO Gary You are forgiven but, that had better be some especially good shicka and fiss. Steve is cooking up some shrimp marinara right now! AHHHHHHH It's going to be a good evening Sorry Dakota, but I have the feeling that with these two, there will be another upcoming episode. Stay tuned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 LMAO! Thats great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 AHHHHHHH It's going to be a good evening I'd go for the Complete Evening deal now that he's got the apron on...turn on some music and make him dance while wearing it...after he rubs your feet of course:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 So sorry...didnt mean to be rude...here you go Dakota: That's alright, Gary, you're only human. Popcorn's good though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Movie Butter Popcorn mixed with Kettle Corn....it's my now not so secret recipe;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'd go for the Complete Evening deal now that he's got the apron on...turn on some music and make him dance while wearing it...after he rubs your feet of course:clown: Package deal....done Delicious dinner of shrimp marinara AND fresh caught (by the neighbour) trout. MMMMM Had a wonderful foot massage Just had some fresh hot coffee delivered Only trouble is I gotta turn up the music to the little jig Steve's dancing to......that rattling chain is driving me nuts! Love ya honey:kiss: Hope you all have a great evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Package deal....done Delicious dinner of shrimp marinara AND fresh caught (by the neighbour) trout. MMMMM Had a wonderful foot massage Just had some fresh hot coffee delivered Only trouble is I gotta turn up the music to the little jig Steve's dancing to......that rattling chain is driving me nuts! Love ya honey:kiss: The noise doesn't bother me at all, it's the weight of that dang ball. Kinda hard to dance swinging that sucker around. Hope you all have a great evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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