Dawg Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Written by kids.... How do you know whom to marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with... -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough... -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 (isn't he ready for the world of dating?) WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them... It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 (I like this kid) HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 (He'll be married forever) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 The last one got me. I was not laughing at all until I read the word "truck" and this loud gut laugh popped out. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Those are pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA_Spike_King Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Those are great. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 this is my favorite On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 (isn't he ready for the world of dating?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobbly_Alaska Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 LOL very funny the wife and I are laughing still.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 LOL smart kids there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawn09 Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Those are pretty good! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeaveragehunter Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Some doozies in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 awesome!:yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 If anything those kids will tell you like it is...Good Stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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