Wobbly_Alaska Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 THE BEAR REMOVER A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA_Spike_King Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Great laugh for Tuesday. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devildog Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Now that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 hahahahhahaha! got a good chuckle out of that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wildguy Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 LOL good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shaun_300 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 LMAO! Now that's funny!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteRunner Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gzilla45 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Nothing like starting the day with a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallard_drake85 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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