Goinghuntin Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you quit your job 'cause deer season's fixin' to start... If you've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug-zapper... If you empty your pockets and there's just a pile of change, bullets, and lint... If you can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter...(guilty as charged ) If your wife left you for last year's winner of the hog-calling contest... If the other guys in your hunting club chip in to buy you new long johns... If you practice your duck calls at the dinner table ( )... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK :disolve: Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suro25 Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 guilty of a couple of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I'm definitely guilty of number 3! You might be a redneck if: You own more hunting/fishing/trapping DVDs than movies. You've tried to get a Rapala out of your ankle with a fillet knife. If the contents of your truck bed are solely hunting, fishing and trapping equipment, depending on the time of year. If your truck really belongs to your black lab, you just make the truck payment. If you've ever shot a pheasant with 12 gauge 3" BBB...at less than 10 yards... If you've ever shot a big game animal legally in a residential area. I could really go on and on...and I'm guilty of all of these... Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goinghuntin Posted May 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 You might be a redneck if: You own more hunting/fishing/trapping DVDs than movies. I better go back and count but I'm pretty sure... If the contents of your truck bed are solely hunting, fishing and trapping equipment, depending on the time of year. Dakota You should see the back seat in my GMC Jimmy Turkey blind, turkey vest, various articles of camo clothing, probably a few turkey masks and spilled ammo. I make myself proud :flex: Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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