clrj3514 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 A redneck & a lawyer were sitting beside each other on a plane. The lawyer decided that he had a good idea & was gonna make some $ off of the redneck. He turns to the redneck & tells him he has a proposal. He tells the redneck that they'll take turns asking each other questions. If the redneck misses a question he must give the lawyer $5, and if the lawyer misses he will give the redneck $200. The redneck agrees & recieves his first question. The lawyer asks the redneck, what is the distance from the Earth to the moon. The redneck immediately hands over $5 and asks the lawyer, what goes up the hill with three legs & comes down with 4? The lawyer searches all over the internet & e-mails his smart friends but can't come up with the answer. He finally gives up, wakes the redneck (who had fallen asleep), & hands him $200. The lawyer says okay you got me, now what goes up the hill with three legs & comes down with 4? The redneck shrugs, hands the lawyer $5, & goes back to sleep. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Nice. lol Good one Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 LMBO! Im emailing that around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 LOL! That was a good one Chris!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 That's a good one there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierbuck Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I am so conflicted...which party do I identify with??? HB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 LOL! That's a good one John. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 That's a good one but you spelled "receives" wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goinghuntin Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Lol I paused for a second while reading that and tried to figure out what the answer was. Couldn't crack it :bang: That's a good one but you spelled "receives" wrong. Wet blanket Corey :poke: Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Wet blanket Corey :poke: Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Redneck wisdom at its best:). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 hahahahahahaha :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngbuck30230 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goinghuntin Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Just laugh :hammer1: Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Just laugh :hammer1: Nathan I googled it..........and no I am not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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