My faith in internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories…
Here's a picture of the new world-record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees, downhill & around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers & six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone ! They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
All this has been checked and confirmed on Snopes.
Really.
Honest!!!
Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama