ROTFLMBO...probably True too! ))
Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up....................if you shot my Dog running a Deer I would cry like baby.
How's that new Lock-On stand doing for you on the family farm good Buddy???...............I'm going to keep begging you until you invite me to hunt there you scumbag.
I buy a New Bow every year because it's the Best Bow availible on the market..........I dont spend enough time learning to use the one I already own.
I shot this morning at the Big 8 with a drop but just as the arrow got there he stepped in a gopher hole.............I whiffed on a yearling Doe so bad my arrow ended up on the neighbors property.
I cant stand hunting public land because you get run over by the crowd..........I'm too lazy to get up earlier and beat them in there.