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Re: Minnesota DU Members: Ice Fishing Contest Yep... There is an awesome casino... trails (when snow permitting).... great fishing... great hunting... Man I knew there was a reason I love Minnesota... Red Lake is another hot spot... The crappies look like they are on steroids...

Re: Crows I have used my Primos crow call to call crows in before... it sounds like a kazoo more than anything but it still works... just my opinion.

Re: Turkeys & Some More Turkeys I think I need to get my eyes checked... that looks like a Turkey parade....lol Where is that?

Re: Minnesota DU Members: Ice Fishing Contest Not sure if this link will work.. http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?sea...VYmBWL2Hgdmc%3d Wow..that's long... go to mapqwest.com and type in Mille Lacs Lake, Minnesota.. It is $20 per person-per hole from noon-3pm.

Ducks Unlimited hosted by the Garrison Chapter will be holding the 1st Annual MN DU Ice Fishing Tournament on Febuary 19th on Mille Lacs Lake. Over $15,000 in prizes including a 2005 Polaris Sportman ATV 700. If you need any more information you can PM me... Let's have a big turnout and have a grand old time!

Re: College Was at Mankato State University-Minnesota now at... William Mitchell School of Law in St.Paul, MN

Read this... I had to copy it from an email so sorry about the ">>" marks.... ENJOY... CHILI ON THE RUN.... >>A Texas Chili Contest - If you can read this whole story without >>laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This >>is a scream! >> >>Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to >>the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.. >>For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. >>They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes >>around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San >>Antonio City park. >> >>The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who >>visiting from Springfield, IL. >> >>Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a Chili >>cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I >>happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for >>directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was >>assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili >>wouldn't be all that spicy and, >>besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I >>accepted." >> >>Here are the scorecards from the advent: (Frank is Judge #3) >> >>Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili.... >>Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 >>-- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy >>crap, what is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your >>driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the >>worst one. These Texans are crazy. >> >>Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili... >>Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # >>2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. >>Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. >>I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off >>two people who Wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush >>in more beer when they saw the look on my face. >> >>Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili... >>Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. >>Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. >>Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels >>like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. >>Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now >>my backbone >>is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting totally smashed from all >>of >>the beer... >> >>Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic... >>Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. >>Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish >>or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt >>something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it >>possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing >>behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is starting to look >>HOT...just like this nuclear waste >>I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? >> >>Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover... >>Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, >>adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using >>shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers >>make a strong statement. >>Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and >>I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed >>paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her >>chili >>had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by >>pouring >>beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips >>off. >>It really honks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. >>Screw those rednecks. >> >>Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety... >>Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of >>spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of >>peppers, onions, and garlic.Superb. >>Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, >>sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it >>will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me >>except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my rear >>end >>with a snow cone. >> >>Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili... >>Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned >>peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in >>a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I >>am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as >>he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in >>my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight >>in one eye, and the world sounds like >>it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid >>unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. >>At >>least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to >>stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen >>anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in >>my >>stomach. >> >>Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... >>Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too >>bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This >>final entry is >>a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of >>it >>was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the >>chili >>pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor >>feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

Re: My Boone & Crockett Kodiak Bear "We're not worthy-We're not worthy!" Wow... Your livingroom is pretty impressive-good job-It looks like you have had some pretty awesome hunts and kills... WOW... Thanks for sharing the pics!

Re: My Boone & Crockett Kodiak Bear "We're not worthy-We're not worthy!" Wow... Your livingroom is pretty impressive-good job-It looks like you have had some pretty awesome hunts and kills... WOW... Thanks for sharing the pics!

If you love the antic's of Larry check out his wheels... http://www.realtree.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=3098&sort=2&cat=500&page=1 I want one!

Re: she is going to love this one...... Depends... do you have to drive her back to? lol

Re: good watch dog Lab's are great... we also have an Australian Shepard (blue merle) and he is a great family dog as well as a SUPER watch dog... very loyal and smart..

Re: 4-wheelers HONDA-HONDA-HONDA..... Need I say more.

Re: Izaak Walton League There is one in LeCenter, Minnesota. They are respected locally in the community and I had my graduation party at their log cabin a few years back. Any organization that supports wildlife and our nation's natural resources is A-OK by me!

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Thought this was cute... especially if you have kids.. http://www.realtree.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=3031&sort=2&cat=500&page=1

Re: 2005 Realtree Forum Members Turkey Contest Sig waterfowler_gal Adult Merriams

Re: Dodgeball!!!!!!!! That's the ****...

Re: Brett Favre to Hang It Up? He's a great QB---I would love to try and catch a pass from him---It's like a fricken gernade launcher taking off! However I was wondering if he was color-blind... Green vs. Purple... what's up with that? lol He is a truly awesome QB though---I sure hope he doesn't retire yet...

Re: Michael Waddell Well said blackeyed_susan... Still does anyone know his exact age? lol

Re: Michael Waddell They are a great team, Chrud... but I just have to stand up for my home-state..ok... It's kind of a HUGE pride issue... lol Yeah they might have those fancy-titles but alls that matter is right now---Superbowl here we come... and even if we don't win we at least got lucky and made it thus far... Plus I had to wonder if Farve was color blind when he played us last Sunday.. I kept yelling at him "Your team is green and yellow not purple and gold!" lol It's all just fun-you know what I mean... GO MN WILD! lol j/k Now how about Mike's age?

Re: Michael Waddell waterfowler_gal *pukes* .... moldy cheese? I think not....

Re: Michael Waddell Does anyone know the answer to my original questions...lol

Re: Michael Waddell LOL. Thanks....

Re: do you have a 4-wheeler? Lake Tahoe and Reno area is actually really really fun to ATV... I suggest anyone ever get's a chance GO... It is beautiful and lots of fun!