Randy

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  1. Randy

    Very Nervous

    I hope everything goes well Chris. Prayers on the way!
  2. So sorry to hear this kyle, thoughts and prayers are on the way from Wisconsin...
  3. Years ago I was working constuction and a newby started fresh out of college (book in hand btw) and tried to tell my foreman how to build a house. TR outlasted him! :pop:
  4. I'm in the south central part of the state and I whacked the gills last weekend on the beds. The females were still hars and the males were milking. If I were a betting man (and I am) your going to whack em!!
  5. Pretty cool Kirk, Thanks for posting!
  6. WTG Chris. You are getting a great knife.
  7. Happy Birthday bud. I got your present but you'll have to wait til this fall to put your hands on it. :yes:
  8. Do you remember the post about that "belly button creature" a month or so ago? I've been dreaming about that thing lately.....:jaw:
  9. Welcome to the world Cash, and a huge congrats to mommy and daddy.
  10. Happy Birthday to your little girl.
  11. Randy

    Happiness is.....

    It sounds like you have a good plan. The long days and weeks at work stink but the paychecks are always nice.
  12. I don't see his beard? How can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?
  13. POSITION :Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma, Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION :Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION : None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE : None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. WAGES AND COMPENSATION :Get this! You pay them!Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more. BENEFITS :While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
  14. Randy

    Ruth = RN

    I have to agree with most eveyone here Ruth, we knew you would do it. Congrats RN Ruth!
  15. Make sure to tell her congrats from me Charlie, and that last pic, AWESOME!!
  16. I've always said that you should have to pay what your state charges non-residents if you go out of state. That is just crazy, looks like I'll never hunt Iowa...
  17. That'll happen when a big buck walks by too! This may sound silly but, are you sure it's not just a matter of turning your knocks to make sure your fletchings are clearing it?