Ahhhhhh, but it's no joke!!! Check this out.
~ HOT NEW PRODUCT ~
The Hot Volcano
Manufactured by Lucky's Tent Company
--Dealers Wanted--
NEVER GET COLD AGAIN After years of hunting in Canada, I found keeping warm on stand was my greatest challenge. I tried everything on the market to stay warm, but nothing worked! Finally, I decided to do something about it, and invented one of the hottest pieces of equipment a hunter can own... The Hot Volcano.
If you hunt from a ladder or tree stand, then you need The Hot Volcano. Quit throwing your money away on expensive boots and clothes that don't work. (Like I did!) When you invest in The Hot Volcano, you can hunt in comfort all day long no matter how cold it gets. (It also helps to eliminate human odor!)
The Hot Volcano takes only seconds to attach to your stand. Simply mount the silent 1500 BTU heater head assembly under your stand, slip on the sleeve, tie down the sides, and you're ready to hunt ... and don't worry about changing locations - you don't have to disassemble The Hot Volcano to move your stand.
The Hot Volcano is made of 12 oz. cotton, is 30" in diameter x 60" high, and comes with a pouch to hold a 1 lb. propane cylinder. No Open Flame!
This is the link to a warmer you!!!!! No kidding....
http://www.luckyshuntingblinds.com/