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Re: This one going to a member in New York Beautiful work...

Re: i went to the doctor did you ask him about bilateral frontal lobotomies??? That would cure your Tom Jones problem...

Re: Anyone watching... Sorry to be so blunt, but I'm so sickened by the Hollywood scene that I don't waste my time with that stuff...

Re: bow squirrel you guys got skills...

Re: Squirrel Contest Teams/Standings Jeremy - if you'll post a few of those OK fox squirrels we can give need2 and darton some competition... I've had a bear of a time finding good squirrels with all of the cold up here - they hunker down and only come out for about 10 minutes a day... I've got one more to post that I bagged on a rabbit hunt, but I cannot find the picture...

Re: Squirrel Contest Teams/Standings Another nice bag of 3 squirrels: Squirrel 1: Squirrel 2: Squirrel 3: I cooked all three of these bad boys - boiled em in water/salt/pepper/touch of cajun/basil for 45 minutes, then sauced em up on the grill for 5-7 minutes - they were really good.... Couldn't get my bride to try em though...

Re: Squirrel Contest Teams/Standings [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Here be the thread! Copy this pic and information over! That will help our team! http://www.realtree.com/forums/showflat....rue#Post1054275 [/ QUOTE ] OK, we'll have to file a malpractice suit because he posted his results in the wrong thread, and didn't measure two of the tails. What did the other 2 measure David? [/ QUOTE ] They were too small - I was embarassed... I've got 3 more to post though...

Re: Arizona Vacation Fun That sure looks like a fun vacation... Sparky is cool...

Wyohunter's redneck joke reminded me of a joke my dad told me about 15 years ago: An ole boy would leave the dock every day and go way back on a huge lake, stay gone for about an hour or two, and come back to dock with a boat load of huge fish. He became a local legend as people were astonished at his fishing skills. The local game warden heard about him and went down to the dock one afternoon to see. The ole boy showed the warden his load for the day, and the warden was simply amazed. "That's a pretty good load of fish you got there boy, you must be quite the fisherman - how are you catchin all them? Doesn't seem quite possible" the warden said with a look of doubt on his face. The ole boy replied "Well warden, why don't you go with me tomorrow and I'll show you". The warden agreed and met the ole boy back at the dock first thing the next morning. They got in the boat and headed out across the lake several miles back into an isolated cove. The ole boy killed the engine and reached into a box. He pulled out a stick of dynamite. "Whoa boy - you can't be doin' that - why that's illegal and I'll have to haul you in". The ole boy lit the dynamite and handed it to the warden. Lit dynamite in hand, the warden again said "You can't do this - this is clearly against the law". Exasperated, the ole boy looks at the warden and says "You gonna just sit there, or are you gonna fish?"

Re: its getting ugly here!! get the chainsaw ready too...

Re: Guys\' Razors different razors require different "touch"

Re: But I don\'t want to be NEW... [ QUOTE ] BOB, who had the cute little hips, me or the doe. [/ QUOTE ] Oh boy - this could get very interesting...

Re: Scared Sick #2 Glad they found your rack... [ QUOTE ] I had to keep the story & pics low key because of a magazine that Im going to be in. [/ QUOTE ] Just remember, the celebrity life can take its toll --- I hope we don't hear of you shaving your head and checking into rehab...

Re: Pets My wife has a big dog - he's 200 pounds, eats everything in the house, lays all over the couch and big leather recliner, and slobbers all over the place...

Re: 3 OR 3 1/2 I use 3 1/2 shells cause they pattern better with my gun / choke tube combination. And I like the recoil - remember it's a 1-shot deal so recoil isn't an issue (we use 3 1/2 shells for geese like they're going out of style)...

Re: bull riding [ QUOTE ] ive kinda been wonderin about that too. thats the only part that makes me pretty nervous. [/ QUOTE ] yeah - i guess so - that's some pretty important information to have before strapping on to one of those monsters...

Re: Pick a sequel a sequel to Yentl would be great...

Re: bull riding [ QUOTE ] "You guys who actually do it are incredibly nuts !!! [/ QUOTE ] Speaking of those , how do you keep from getting em beat all to oblivion???

Re: Yup [ QUOTE ] I give you 3 months and youll have another. [/ QUOTE ] 3 months is kinda generous - should really only take between 3 days and 3 weeks....

Re: My son is a menace. Are you talking about that cute little fella in your avatar? Aw surely he's not that bad... HeHeHe (wink wink)... Tie a pork chop around his neck and get the dog to play with him - that'll keep him tied up for a while...

Something has gone dreadfully wrong -- Andrea hasn't changed avatars in over 24 hours....

Re: hey hey im new to a big welcome to you there robinhood

My parents came up to see the grandkids for the weekend, so I figured I'd get a little work out of dad. He helped me wire in a new 220V circuit from the basement box up into my garage - haven't been able to use my cabinet saw since we moved in... A 20 amp breaker, some 10-2, and a receptacle fixed that little problem...

Re: Two kids in the hospital... That explains a lot... Great joke.

Re: Andrea changes avatars... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 10 PAIRS!! I haven't owned that many pairs of shoes in my life!!! [/ QUOTE ] Oh come on now. That's not a lot of shoes, trust me. 2 of those pairs are hunting boots. [/ QUOTE ] You keep your hunting boots in your closet? you must clean those bad boys off real well after each outing... Wish my wife would let me keep my hunting boots in the house... She makes me put em on the porch or in the garage - last time they were on the porch, the neighbors cat peed in em - they still smell like cat pee....