Randy

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  1. Re: Montana Cowboy LOL! How true.
  2. Randy

    What do you do?

    Re: What do you do? I usually grab a big glass of ice water, check in here for a bit, and hit the hay!
  3. Re: Gotta love winter You'd get better gas milage if you'd wash that thing!!
  4. Re: hoyt razortec Don't know anything about it but, welcome to the forums!!!
  5. Anybody want to have a snowball fight!!
  6. All of these pics were taken after WI's firearms season on 120 acres. I believe this make 11 different bucks between this post and my other post.
  7. Re: 01-27-07 critters Nice!!!
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    What a morning

    Re: What a morning Atleast you know for sure there is a good one running around. That will get you out there more often and give you the confidence to hold out for him.
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    Dear Abby! LOL!!!

    Re: Dear Abby! LOL!!! ROFL!!! Sad but true!!
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    Man Rules

    > The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ > At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down > > > Finally, the guys' side of the story. > (I must admit, it's pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" > From the female side. > > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1" > ON PURPOSE! > > > > 1. Men are NOT mind readers. > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. > We need it up, you need it down. > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. > > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon > or the changing of the tides. > Let it be. > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. > And no, we are never going to think of it that way. > > 1. Crying is blackmail. > > 1. Ask for what you want. > Let us be clear on this one: > Subtle hints do not work! > Strong hints do not work! > Obvious hints do not work! > Just say it! > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's >what we do. > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. > > See a doctor. > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us >to act like soap opera guys. > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. > Don't ask us. > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways >makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one > > 1. You can either ask us to do something > Or tell us how you want it done. > Not both. > If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. > > 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during >commercials. > > 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We >have no idea what mauve is. > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. > We do that. > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like >nothing's wrong. > We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer >you don't want to hear. > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is >fine.Really. > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to >discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, > or BASKETBALL. > > > > 1. You have enough clothes. > > 1. You have too many shoes. > > 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! > > 1. Thank you for reading this. > Yes, I know, I have to slee p on the couch tonight; > > > But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. > > > >
  11. Re: Swamphunter how was your Training? I'll go for a ride!! Just to show the effectiveness of course.
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    GOT MY PICKUP TRUCK

    Re: GOT MY PICKUP TRUCK You ought to be able to throw a deer or two in the back of that!!
  13. Re: Swamphunter how was your Training? Oh that's to bad, Nothing like a good refresher!! We wanted pics of the signature marks!!
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    Belly button lint!!

    Re: Belly button lint!! [ QUOTE ] so, in 40 years when your daughter is changing your diaper and finds lint in your belly button, it's o.k. to post it here and tell the world.... lol [/ QUOTE ]40 years from now I won't care what anyone says!! LOL I won't be anywhere around to hear it anyway!!
  15. Re: Drove a 470hp Cadillac today How much for a luggage rack? I'll have to throw my deer on the top so I don't get any blood in the trunk!! I'll probably go get one with next weeks paycheck!!
  16. Re: DO YOU REMEMBER ITS NOT RITE Wow!! I don't remember hearing about that but, either way, they ought to stay in prison!!
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    Unreal!!

    Re: Unreal!! Some peoples kids. That is messed up!!!
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    Fawns/does??

    Re: Fawns/does?? [ QUOTE ] I think you're giving deer way too much credit for their consciousness. My guess would be that fawns tend to be less wary for lack of experience. [/ QUOTE ]I think this is what texasdeerhunter was trying to say.
  19. Just wondering how your "ride" was? LOL
  20. Re: land question [ QUOTE ] Make sure you exhaust all your options i.e. contacting dnr, state off, corp because you could get into some serious trouble by disturbing natural habitat but a culvert sounds like the answer GOOD LUCK [/ QUOTE ]Nutz is right, In WI if you do anything to alter a wetland you are in deep doo-doo!!
  21. I just got done changing my 16 month old daughters diaper. She had Belly Button lint!!! LOL She's definately going to take after her old man!! Sorry for the discusting post but, I just had to ruin someones appetite today!!
  22. Re: my deer country, 5 miles in no roads With a view like that, who needs to kill anything!!
  23. Re: carbon express maxima I like mine. They fly great, I get good penatration, and I killed the biggest buck I've ever killed, with them. That's good enough for me!!!
  24. Randy

    FYI

    Re: FYI Wow, that stinks! Sorry to hear that, hopefully they catch whoever did it.
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    Purina Diet

    Re: Purina Diet ROFL!!!