It all started with four guys from Iowa. They stopped by to ask about hunting in this area, as they had purchased land nearby. I told them that we are managing for trophy quality and told them we dont shoot anything under 8 pts and wider than its ears. But you guys know all about that being from Iowa right?? Sure they replied we'll get along fine then. Hey, wanna see some of my mounts I asked?? Ya sure they said, well, come on in then. Ok they look and said hey....not bad with raised eyebrows and agreed we got some good quality genetics to boot!! (My latest bowkill was up there on the wall too, for those who have seen it, and they all had doubled in size from reality!!) Well, I got to get goin guys I got to get to work, so they left and so did I. I get home from work and walk in the house..... MY MOUNTS ARE ALL GONE!!!! The wife was home all day, this cant be!!! Replacing them are some of the smaller sheds I found, mounted on deer heads, apparently to keep me from noticing the big ones are missing!! I ask my wife what in the ------ happened to my mounts???? All I get is am embarrassed smirk and she says" I dont know"...... OH BOY!!!!WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Im boilin now!!! I relentlessly keep trying to pry out of her what has gone on, with no luck!!! One of my brothers are outside in his truck, so I go ask him whats going on...he seems to know too, but wont talk!!! He just slowly pulls away like "I dont want to get involved"....see ya!... I go back into the house and Im steamin!!! I dont swear, but now Im spewing flames with every word!!! Finally Kim says...its on this tape what happened..watch it. So i slam it into the vcr and a bunch of useless movie garbage is playing and it never really gets to what Im suppose to see....I dont have time to for this s---!!! I really blow up now!!!!She goes...those guy's from Iowa just wanted to borrow them..... OH YA, RIGHT!!! I say. They will sell the racks and bring em back with fake ones!!!! I just jump up and grab her and say thats it your - - - is outta here!!!! Im done with this Bull----!!!!....GD ammitt!!! With that I grab her to throw her out the door!!!! Right at that time I awake to hear myself saying those words aloud!!!! (its 2:30 am), I realize Ive been dreaming and can tell Im being stared at by you know who!! I look over at her and she says..."WHO are you swearing at???? with eyes open very wide, and a bewildered look on her face. Well, Im still HOT, and jump out of bed, grab my robe, and head for the living room saying " THEY HAD BETTER BE THERE!!!!! I come back to bed and then I know it was just a very bad dream!!! I tell her about it and.......SHE LAUGHS!!!! rolls over and goes back to sleep!!!! GEESH!!! she dont know how close to gone she was!!! Im so worked up I cant get back to sleep!! Im laying there thinking...that was just TOO REAL!!!! And I aint NEVER lettin anybody from Iowa in my house EVER!!!!