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A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my truck. Sergeant: What kind of truck was it? Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba†floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up. Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

lol well the my state of mind last week was STIF and SORE

Hey buddy long time no see.....glad you stopped by

And out of shape...lol.....this weekend was the big family ball tourney on the Island.....we had our game Friday night called because of lightning so played our first game Sat morning at 7am....a long story short we went to he B final game (5 games) lost a very close game to kids half my age......I am so stiff and sore today I can barley walk...lol but it was great fun.

yep got mine in and also a extra tag for the Island lastnight

My last year of high school I worked full time 3 to 11 or 11 to 7....lets just say there was a lot of sleeping in class after the night shifts....lol

I wish....stuck at work for the day

Sitting here waiting for my shift to end and thought I would ask you guys what shift you hate the most.....I work 12 shift work. For the most part I love it but this weekend of days is the worst. I know some night shift can be long and hard but these days (Fri,sat,sun) 7:30am to 7:30pm suck! I leave home at 6am and return at 9pm. Long days and miss some very good family time. As the weather gets nicer and there is more going on on the weekends its hard to be here.....so what shift do you hate the most???

its that time of year again in Ont.....get your doe tags before the end of June.

Really....I cant believe not one post on here about D Day......it seems to be forgotten.... I ask my daughter if it was talked about at school this week and she said "no what's D day?"....I would like to thank all the men that were involved in the invasion of Normandy......we owe you our freedom.

Very nice here also, got my decks power washed and my screens clean and ready to go in today when I get home.

~~God bless the old girl....parked it in the garage late last fall......I need to go out to the field this afternoon so I thought I would see if she would fire up......she never missed a turn....started right up. I love that little machine.

Well guys the time has come....we leave today to stay in Toronto for the night and then fly out @ 8am wed. morning......Talk to you all in a week.

Happy Easter to all.....hope everyone gets to have a great day with family and friends

We have not done this in a long time.....every Sunday day shift we try to cook or order out so today we are cooking a BIG (bone in) Ham with some fried taters and brown beans on the side.....hope its a sow afternoon....lol........so whats everyone else havin????

They would need a winter coat and snow boots if they were here.....lol

We were -12C this morning.....looking like a long spring again....I still can not get the 4 wheeler out to the field to look for sheds.

Thanks for the tips guys.....the only thing we may do off the resort is swim with the dolphins.

lol Joe....I will be a good boy......beer sun and good times......don't think I will be taking my clubs.....if I have the chance I may rent a set and play 9

Hey all....We told our girls lastnight about our big trip we have planned....now I could use some advise on things we should take or do......any little hints you have will help us.....seeing this is our first trip down south I could use the help.....Thanks

Well we did it......wife and I booked a trip for the family to Punta Cana today....Kids don't know yet.......going to surprise them soon.

lots of snow still here....plus 10 more 10cm falling now

-35c with the wind chill here this morning.....hope my old truck starts when my shift is over

Wow what a beautiful day here today....for the first time in months turned off the pellet stove because its way to hot in here....wife is sitting out in the sun a the kids are playing the BIG hill of snow I have be making cleaning the driveway out......to bad we are going to drop right off to -22c tonight feels like 32c with wind chill.....crazy

Thanks for my Happy Birthday email I got today.....almost a month late :no: